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CRANKY PIRATE
by RRR Carter/Daniel Snow, ©2010 RRR Carter

INTRO:
he’s so sick of Friendly Pirate Songs
he thinks he’s gonna cry
he gets so very angry
and here’s the reason why…

     CHORUS:
     he’s the Cranky Pirate
     he’s got an attitude
     he’s the Cranky Pirate
     a naughty, nasty dude

he’s not a Friendly Pirate
but the kind from scary books
with a leg like Long John Silver’s
and a hand like Captain Hook’s

     CHORUS

he never cleans his cabin
he doesn’t swab the deck
when he’s at the wheel
the ship gets in a wreck… SHIPWRECK!

     CHORUS

he likes to slingshot seagulls
makes the mermaids wanna hide
puts dolphins on a dog leash
keeps parrots tongue-tied

     CHORUS

BRIDGE:
Cranky Pirates are more fun
than Friendly Pirates… RRR!
but the crew just stays away
and pays him no regaRRRd

     CHORUS