WELCOME ABOARD! I perform entertaining and educational Pirate Music for Kids and Kids at Heart (me hearties) on my CDs & DVD, as well as in person. My stylistically diverse songs are full of nautical references and have boatloads of wordplay. Find lesson plans, lyrics, performance details, contact info and more on this site. Here's a recent review from Kids VT.
Now you SEA me!
Wednesdays 10:00-10:30 AM at Buttered Noodles - The Feel Good Kids Store in Williston, VT. Voted the area's Best Toy Store by readers of Seven Days.
I'm unbelivably excited about the release of Pirate PaRRRty! - my second album. It contains 20 brand new songs ranging from the pop dance groove of the opener We RRR the Pirate People, to the taken-from-history tale of 1717 (Black Sam Bellamy), to the raucous rock of Rock the Plank, to the surfin' style of FP's Raingutter Regatta. There are gentle moments in the lullabyes of Magical Mermaid Parade and Safe Harbor. There are songs that can be used for special occaisions such as Pirate Birthday PaRRRty, Buccaneer Bells, Mother of Pearl, and Dad's Alright, He's Pirate - for Birthdays, Yuletide Celebrations, Mother's Day, and Father's Day respectively. As always, there RRR lots of puns and fun with language in Polly Esther Pants, Pirates of the Mayo, and The Word Pirate... and languages in Gator's Gotta Go. The physical CD is currently available at Buttered Noodles, Brown & Jenkins, and Smugglers' Notch Resort, and online through CD Baby. Downloads are available on iTunes, Amazon, CD Baby, and other sites.
Pirate Drinking PaRRRtners!
Pirates get a bad rap sometimes (I wrote a good rap). With all their grog drinking they can get a little cranky. As a friendly pirate my bevvy of choice is Brown & Jenkins Buccaneer Brew. This Toasted Coconut flavored coffee is extraordinarily tasty, and puts a jig in any pirate's step. Order online at www.brownjenkins.com.
The Vermont Liberty Tea Company has cracked open a tea chest full of booty - Pirate Boo Tea! This herbal tea is made with rooibos, pineapple, coconut, spearmint, hibiscus, and natural flavors. Served hot or cold, it ushers in a taste of the islands. As a caffeine-free-tea, it's perfect before Buccaneer Bedtime. Order on the website or email firstname.lastname@example.org.